There was Pooman and Pelt and Purba and Foals
Stubbles and Sooryuns, the Phantom and Coals
Blighty and Beefy, Skins, Moggins and Sticks
Drinks, Gurka and Scraggs, the Hoodie and Tricks
The Gannet and Shoo-Shoo, the Bomber and Gump
Latcher and Comic and Rockall and Stump.

There were wonderful tags such as Whispering Grass
Boorker, Hibs, Chocolate, the Crooban and Brass
Take Weckets and Loafs, Links, Lofty and Lanky
Rabbits, the Whippet, Moose, Peasoup and Stanky
Helpless and Hopeless and Useless how droll
And Suet, The Waltzer, Samboo, Tec and Toll

Dannikers, Jonnikers, Jamiekers, Skate,
Wisp, Porter and Bachles, Skutz, Pan-cod and Nate.
There were other weird tags like Slops, Doink and Dilly,
Doopy, Buzz, Sugar and Slingem and Crilly.
Then Shullings, Skeenks, Heenga and Nae Soap at a',
Cudgie and Sna-ba, Slaimes, Pluff and Rab Ha

And even the dames came in for queer quips
Senorita, London Kate, Sbow White, Biscuit Hips,
The Blizzard, Dublin Molly, Apple Sue, Sleepy Annie,
Sweetie Bella, Teapot Eye, and Setterday Sanny.
Sarah the Juck, Strings, Smokes, Katie Tarry,
Sailor Jack, Silver Tie, Cruzet Hole, then take Barry.

The Rat and Wee Shavings, Chips, Whiting and Candy,
Boorax, and Kipples, and Nuskas, and Handy,
Bottleneck and Jamaica and China and Noon,
Bananas, New Idea, Crabs, Stirling and Toon.
Cuddings and Puddings, Pop, Sockers and Kilty,
Rover, the Hoadler, Creesh, Klondyke and Shelty;
The Stallion, The Monster, The Clincher, and Teepy,
Sparrow, Jiggs, Gypsy, and Tidy and Cheepy.

The Cheif, Scout and Cub, Chase, Puggy and Rootie;
The Jerker, Mons Hero, Giant, Cutty and Tootie,
The Count, Kubla Khan, and Bunkim and Monkey,
Knuckler and Dooley, and Glaxo and Skunky.
The Docker, Bolt, Oliver, and Towser and Blabbs,
Skulla and Okie, The Bender and Dabbs;
Culla Dan and Dogger, the Buffalo, The Boar,
Bull Montana and Tucker - but there's still many more!

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